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[reneggadetinkerer]

Attention! This is Dr. Ivo Robotnik speaking and, as I assume I'm not the only one stranded on this wretched world, I am opening up communications for some proper answers. It appears my abductors can't be reached at the moment and I've already spent enough time familiarizing myself with what little information that is available.

If you have received this transmission, make yourselves known. Rest assured, if there is a way off of this world, then I will be the one to find it!

[And he may even let you tag along. Maybe.]

Comments

[ephemerios]

True, but Planet A's normal might be different than Planet B's.

Well, at least let me know how far away to be if a black hole of space horrors does appear?

[reneggadetinkerer]

You can't outrun a black hole. It is mutually assured destruction.

And black holes do not function as portals! Honestly, I would consider educating the lot of you if I weren't so busy and also despised teaching!

[ephemerios]

no but I can die trying!!

Sorry we're not all super geniuses, it's gotta be a buzz kill :c