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[reneggadetinkerer]

Attention! This is Dr. Ivo Robotnik speaking and, as I assume I'm not the only one stranded on this wretched world, I am opening up communications for some proper answers. It appears my abductors can't be reached at the moment and I've already spent enough time familiarizing myself with what little information that is available.

If you have received this transmission, make yourselves known. Rest assured, if there is a way off of this world, then I will be the one to find it!

[And he may even let you tag along. Maybe.]

Comments

[playingtough]

Do you have a habit of letting people do it? This place doesn’t have my car or entertainment so I gotta make my amusement where I can, Egghead.

[reneggadetinkerer]

Why not just build a car if that's all you're interested in?

[playingtough]

Any car I can build isn't going to be anything like the beast I have at home. Nothing here can compare, and even if I could build her, or at least bring her here, there's no gas for her. And before you fucking mention it, Rogaine, I'm not changing out her entire fuel system for something else.

[reneggadetinkerer]

Hm. I doubt your vehicle is nearly as impressive as you claim it to be unless you're positing that your car is technologically superior to the remains found here.

But I do find it laughable that you'd compromise the power of your vehicle over something as trivial as a power source. Swapping out a fuel line for an energy conduit is something I can do in my sleep!

[playingtough]

Chevrolet 1979 Z/28 Camaro. Mine still runs so of course it’s better than what’s offered here. I find it laughable you’d wreck an amazing car for some sci-fi bullshit energy conduit. I don’t care if you could do it in your sleep, that doesn’t mean shit me. All that tells me is you don’t respect a great car, but I already know you lack taste with that facial hair look.