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[hashtagparkerluck]

WHO: Peter Parker and probably you
WHERE: the diner
WHAT: Peter's having a rough time
WHEN: Jul 10th
WARNINGS:


Freedom At Last - The Diner - Right after calibrations

Words cannot even begin to describe how happy Peter is to be free of memory cave hell. Not that he's not super thrilled about reliving all his worst memories, clumsily stumbling through other people's memories and his favorite part, being confined to the same place for a whole month. Needless to say, he more than happy to he out of there and back in the sun.

However, he can't help notice something feels... wrong. Maybe it just because he'd been in memory hell for so long his senses need to adapt again? That's probably it. Unsure where he should go first, he decides on the Diner to see if he can find Tommy or if there's any food available.

Turns out, his appetite isn't awesome thanks to the feeling that something is Not. Right. And it occasionally feels like his skin is crawling for no discernable reason. It has him feeling antsy and like he wants to jump out of his skin.

The sound of the diner door opening freaks him out just enough he he very suddenly, finds himself up on the ceiling, causing the chair he was sitting in to topple over. "Holy shit. Don't. Do that." He insists.

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[spinsandneedles]

"Ahh, okay! That explains the whole sticking to the ceiling thing!"

He's pretty quick to accept that this is just a Peter Thing. He comes from a world where all kinds of people have weird abilities, this is totally normal.

"I guess you don't need powers if you have money and brains... But man, I have a buddy back home who would be all kinds of pumped to meet this guy! He's built all sorts of crazy things, but I don't think he's ever done armor before."

After a brief pause, he adds, "so, is this guy's armor here? Does he do demonstrations? I'm not much of a tech guy, but that does sound super cool."

[hashtagparkerluck]

"Oh yeah, I have spider powers." Peter says nonchalantly like that's just minor detail. Clearly a run of the mill fact.

"uh... I know he has it but I think it's more for superhero stuff. Our suits aren't really party favors, you know?" He says that like his is even here. All he has are his web shooters. Which he should really be working on trying to get more fluid. He has an idea but he really doesn't want it to go the same way the last time he tried to replicate web fluid went.

[spinsandneedles]

"Ah, bummer. Well, I guess that makes sense. Just whip it out for the important stuff."

See if he had a super cool armor suit, he would show off with that thing all the time. This is why nobody should ever give Sonic a super cool armor suit.

Anyway, back to the spider powers. Now that Sonic's over the cool armor thing, he can't help but think a little more about what 'spider powers' might imply. Some spiders can jump real good, and they can climb walls and stuff, which Peter demonstrated by latching onto the ceiling earlier.

"So... how far into spider are you leaning, here? I assume you don't have to eat bugs. Do you make webs? Like, spider webs. Where would that--"

He squints, looks Peter up and down, squints harder, decides he'd actually rather not know where webs come from, "actually... never mind."

[hashtagparkerluck]

"Idk man, you could ask to see it. He's kind of a show-off so he might do it." Peter shrugs and then makes a face at the idea of eating bugs. No, he's not that much Spider.

"No. I don't eat bugs, I don't lay eggs, I can't summon an army of spiders-but man, with the number of people that have arachnophobia I bet I could get them to instantly surrender. Anyways. I also don't feel it if you step on a spider-that's not how it works. I do have a precognitive ability that tells me when something's wrong but it's on the fritz right now."

[spinsandneedles]

He makes a mental note to find this Tony some time and annoy the piss out of him. Or something along those lines.

"Ah, you've been asked this before." Sonic shouldn't look as amused as he does, but eeeeh. Too bad, he's amused. Sorry. Pete.

"Right, right, you mentioned that. I wouldn't have associated 'danger sense' with spiders, but I guess they are pretty good at gettin' out of the way."

[hashtagparkerluck]

"Yeah, my friend Ned had like.. a ton of questions when he found out about my powers. Most of them were really off the wall but some of them we ended up testing." Peter explains.

"Like uh.. my spider-sense doesn't really work if the person attacking me is deemed as trusted so that's awesome. It also doesn't work as well if I'm already injured or tired or exhausted, my healing thing doesn't work as well I haven't eaten enough recently.. there's a whole list."

Spiders are pretty good at getting out of the way of things but he's not too sure that's where the spider-sense as he knows it comes from.

"So, the spider that bit me was uh.. radioactive or... something. And I know that Spiders feel the vibrations in their web that alerts them to things so I think that one was just severely altered so it had a strong sense than a normal spider would have-we'll never know it immediately got trampled after it bit me and shook it off my hand."

[spinsandneedles]

"Man, you've got all kinds of stuff going on! Suddenly getting slammed with super powers must have been real weird though, huh?"

Half the reason for the chatting is because this is absolutely fascinating and super powers are awesome, and the other half is because he's hoping he can distract Peter from feeling all weird and jumpy. He's not sure how much it's working, but Peter's not telling him to get lost, so Sonic will call that a win.

[hashtagparkerluck]

"Uh, yeah.. I guess? I mean I'm pretty sure it almost killed me but like life's been trying to take me out since before I was even born so like... as long as I don't die I guess that means I'm winning." That probably sounded way darker than he meant it to.

"I just meant-I was premature-had a lot breathing issues when I was little a loooot of trips to the ER." Which he knows was oh so expensive on his poor Aunt and Uncle. Briefly, he wonders if there's anything left of his parents inheritance and then immediately feels guilty for even thinking about that.

"Um.. anyways-yeah. After I got bit I immediately threw up everything inside me and passed out. Needless to say, I paid a trip to the hospital that day. And then like days later it happened again and then I almost got hit by a car and call me crazy but I just have a hard time thinking getting bit by a radioactive spider and almost hit by a car in the same week is coincidence so I think the two were related? Anyways, it was a rough first few days. If you're in the market and looking to get super powers? I do not recommend radioactive spiders."

[spinsandneedles]

...So, Sonic hadn't been expecting that much of an info dump, but it's fine! He manages to sit still and listen to the whole thing like a champ.

"Whoof. Well, they say what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right? I mean, if you think about it, you're kind of living proof of that." Well, okay, maybe just the radioactive spider bite is what made Peter stronger and not literally any of the other things, but shut up Sonic's trying his best to follow all that up.

"Y'know, I think I'm good with the abilities I already have. No radioactive spiders for me, thanks."