sunglassesincluded: (Contemplations)
Albert Wesker ([personal profile] sunglassesincluded) wrote in [community profile] revivalproject2023-05-25 08:05 pm

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[ It's rather late when the feed clicks on softly and for a moment there is silence. When Wesker begins to speak, his voice is calm. ]

Note #16.3

I am able to end my own quarantine early. Procuring those live specimens has proven to be the right choice. Plant #207 will be added to native group A, further classifications pending.

For now it remains uncertain whether they absorb or neutralize radiation as I haven’t been able to conduct further tests yet, but they clearly do something about it.

[ He pauses, making a low, pensive noise. ]

I can’t help but think. Were these plants to exist back on Earth, what would happen after their discovery? Would their existence spell the end of nuclear war? Would it mark the birth of a new brand of bio weapons?

[ Another pause. But this one ends in a short, humorless chuckle. ]

Who am I kidding. Humans love to wage war against their own kind way too much as to not waste great potential…

But I digress. The final fi-

Ah. Shit.

[ And the feed clicks off as abruptly as it started. ]
spinsandneedles: (Shitsucks the Humbug)

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[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2023-05-29 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmyep. I'm a hedgehog.

Now, before you say that sounds crazy, let's keep in mind that there was already a bipedal, talking turtle here before I arrived.
spinsandneedles: (Rectum? Damn near Killed Em!)

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[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2023-05-30 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What does that even mean? Things just work the way they work! This isn't cartoon stuff, dude!
spinsandneedles: (Speed limits. SPEED LIMITS!)

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[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2023-06-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't prove or explain them in a scientific way because I'm not a scientist! Just because I take things at face value doesn't make my world any less real than yours! What even is this conversation?
spinsandneedles: (Bitchplease the Dramaticbitch)

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[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2023-06-02 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Like which ones are real and which ones aren't? I wasn't planning on lowkey having a weird existential crisis today, but here we are.

This got weird. Let's start over. Hi, my name is Sonic.
spinsandneedles: (Squats the Hamster)

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[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2023-06-06 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Geez. You win introductions, I guess. So, the sciency stuff I get, but what's S.T.A.R.S.?