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[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Here is a face that no one's seen in quite some time. From the look of things he's up on a roof somewhere but no one worry about that. ]

So! I was gonna have a whole melt down about the fact it was like almost August or August adjacent as far as I knew but now it's not?? I was about to be sixteen and then It's suddenly almost a whole year later? Am I still fifteen and still about to be sixteen or am I sixteen and about to be seventeen? I genuinely don't know how old I am now.

But!

Then I got attacked by this thing.

[ He pans the camera over to the Bearger. ]

And it seemed like a much more pressing concern. Not super friendly. Didn't appreciate getting webbed in the face so I'm just gonna.. chill here and contemplate my existential crisis I guess.

...

Oh! I'm Peter, by the way!

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[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, good to be back?? Idk man. Yesterday it was summer.

Anyways, you need help down there? [ He knows that's you, Tommy! ]

[doubled_speed]

Give it a bit and it will be summer again.

[Of course he needs help Peter. He's a SPEEDSTER. His main combat technique is going faster than sound and running through things and no one wants that.]

I mean, you're a hero. Suit up, Young Avengers Assemble or some shit. I don't know. I don't get to shout it.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Cool but I don't have a suit.

[ not that that's gonna stop him. Tommy will hear the soft 'Thwip' from Peter's web shooters as he gets ready to swing into combat. He lands on a building nearby, sticking to the wall as one does. ]

Hey Buddy! Can I help you?

[doubled_speed]

Yeah, sorry about that. Can't help there.

[He isn't surprised that Spidey would show up and then just stick on a wall to talk rather than join him in fighting. Which Tommy was doing by trying to punch the thing's legs.]

That'd be helpful.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Right.

[ Peter's pretty sure he's gonna be out of webfluid by the end of this fight and fires two webs towards the monster. He grips the end of the webbing tightly in hand and catapults himself, feet first into the Bearger to try and know it off balance.

[doubled_speed]

[Tommy watches and waits for Peter to strike it before punching with speed at the creature's leg to help undercut it's balance.]

Careful Spidey!

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter sends out another web, this one towards a building so he can pull himself back. ]

I'm being care-Oof!

[ His quip is cut short as he gets knocked right into a building; there's now a Peter Parker-sized hole in the wall. ]

[doubled_speed]

[Tommy sighs, because of course he did. So much he's got to deal with. Well, he will once he's not almost being stepped on.]