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[the_freak]

[Eddie rubs his face with an exasperated look to start, taking a breath to try and calm himself and offering a stiff smile.]

Hey- uh...so since getting literally anything out of our hosts is pretty much impossible- [Whoop, wee bit tense there, draw it back.] -I uh...well I've been working on this.

[He holds up a picture to the camera of a stamp he's made on a scrap of paper.]



Figure not everyone uses their replicator...allotments or whatever, and my usual method of making money isn't going to work here, so- if anyone needs shit done or whatever...? Apparently I'm good at offering my body up to medical science these days? Or uh- I dunno, I can play delivery boy, or...whatever you need.

[He grins then, and adds-]

I'll be sure to have some of these available when I play at the Deep End if anyone's looking to tip.

[ooc: Thanks to Bear for turning my silly sketch into a stamp!]

Comments

[the_freak]

Me neither.

[newmemorywhodis]

You can't cook?

[the_freak]

I can reheat to package instructions.

[newmemorywhodis]

...Package instructions?

[the_freak]

Like...when you buy food in a can and it's tells you to throw it in a pot on the stove for 5 minutes, that kinda stuff.

[newmemorywhodis]

You...buy food in a can?

[the_freak]

Yeah? Or like...those frozen meals, those are okay.

[newmemorywhodis]

...Like frozen meat?

[the_freak]

Meat, sure, yeah. Like tv dinners. Meat, potato, bunch of peas for some reason, a hunk the call a brownie.

[newmemorywhodis]

Teevee...?

[Was that a kind of spice?]