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[the_freak]

[Eddie rubs his face with an exasperated look to start, taking a breath to try and calm himself and offering a stiff smile.]

Hey- uh...so since getting literally anything out of our hosts is pretty much impossible- [Whoop, wee bit tense there, draw it back.] -I uh...well I've been working on this.

[He holds up a picture to the camera of a stamp he's made on a scrap of paper.]



Figure not everyone uses their replicator...allotments or whatever, and my usual method of making money isn't going to work here, so- if anyone needs shit done or whatever...? Apparently I'm good at offering my body up to medical science these days? Or uh- I dunno, I can play delivery boy, or...whatever you need.

[He grins then, and adds-]

I'll be sure to have some of these available when I play at the Deep End if anyone's looking to tip.

[ooc: Thanks to Bear for turning my silly sketch into a stamp!]

Comments

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[beyourzoomer]

What do you mean offering your body up to medical science?

[Video]

[deal_me_in]

That mean I should start charging rental on my end?

[audio]

[newmemorywhodis]

Did you ask for soup?

[butterfly_kiss]

And Medical Science appreciates it.

What in the world are you seeking to trade for?

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[the_freak]

Gave some blood for a test tests.
And then gave some more blood to a different guy for...different tests.
And the first lady said she'll help make me some sleep aid if I help test them, so...

[He shrugs his shoulders.]

Nothing too out there so far?

[Video]

[the_freak]

I bring in business. Really you should be paying me.

[audio]

[the_freak]

...why would I ask for soup?

[the_freak]

Anything new for your favourite lab rat to test?

My music collection needs replenishing now that I'm here. And I'm working on some entertainment for the masses.

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[deal_me_in]

You sure about that? Business has been lookin' the same to me, just with one extra power sink.

[Is the robot smirking at you? Yes, yes he is.]

[Video]

[the_freak]

No, there totally more, there's a solid little crowd of like...two or three people. Sometimes.

Come on, you like the music, right?

[Smirking robot. Eddie is in some kind of heaven, clearly.]

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[deal_me_in]

The chicken and I do not count.

Oh, I'm not complaining about the music, I'm just saying, since you're using my space as a venue and now a back office so...

[Video]

[the_freak]

Heeeey, don't discount the chicken. He's like my number one fan. He head bangs like a champ.

[He sigh dramatically.]

How big a cut do you want?

[newmemorywhodis]

It says soup on the box.

It gives you soup.

[Surely this is obvious?]

[the_freak]

...It also says lies.

[newmemorywhodis]

I got soup.

[the_freak]

Well, aren't you just a special little- [a breath] ... That's great. Really. I'm happy for you.

[newmemorywhodis]

But they only make one recipe.

[the_freak]

And what flavour would that be?

[newmemorywhodis]

Peanut butter.

[butterfly_kiss]

I've whipped up an initial approach to a sedative. You implied interest.

[the_freak]

Interest still very much implied. When can I try it?

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[beyourzoomer]

[She relaxes, not entirely sure why that had made her so tense so immediately.]

Oh. Okay.

[She isn't surprised to hear he's having trouble sleeping. Or at least she assumes he is.]

Any luck on the sleep aids?

[the_freak]

Have you asked for not peanut butter?

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[the_freak]

What did you think, I was letting them poke around in my brain or something? I would not be the ideal subject for that one.

[He sighs and shakes his head.]

Nah, not yet. Nothing medical at least. Drinking helps.

[He plays it off with a laugh.]

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[deal_me_in]

Colonel would like to clarify that she is most definitely not a he. I suppose having some live music instead of the old karaoke machine going is an improvement though.

[Now that grin is downright mischievous.]

Oh, I dunno. I guess I could settle for someone wiping down tables or washing dishware now and then though, during your downtimes.