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[the_freak]

[Eddie rubs his face with an exasperated look to start, taking a breath to try and calm himself and offering a stiff smile.]

Hey- uh...so since getting literally anything out of our hosts is pretty much impossible- [Whoop, wee bit tense there, draw it back.] -I uh...well I've been working on this.

[He holds up a picture to the camera of a stamp he's made on a scrap of paper.]



Figure not everyone uses their replicator...allotments or whatever, and my usual method of making money isn't going to work here, so- if anyone needs shit done or whatever...? Apparently I'm good at offering my body up to medical science these days? Or uh- I dunno, I can play delivery boy, or...whatever you need.

[He grins then, and adds-]

I'll be sure to have some of these available when I play at the Deep End if anyone's looking to tip.

[ooc: Thanks to Bear for turning my silly sketch into a stamp!]

Comments

[Video]

[the_freak]

[Eddie's head cocks.]

Are you sure?

[He seems to be doing some mental computing as though male and female chickens are particularly difficult to tell apart.]

...you're not going to make me wear a uniform are you?

[His nose scrunches in apprehension.]

[Video]

[deal_me_in]

Kid, I don't even wear a uniform, what kind of establishment do you take this for.

[Video]

[the_freak]

[He laughs.]

I dunno, Man! I never had a real job before.
I guess I can swing that.

[Video]

[deal_me_in]

Well thank goodness this isn't a real job! You want one'a those, I can have you find one of my knife caches in the woods.

[He nods then, beaming.]

Great!

[Video]

[the_freak]

I'm not even sure where to start with that...

Okay, 1. Is that a threat?
2. Caches? As in more than one? How many caches of knives do you have?

[Eddie grins widely.]

So do I call you, Boss now, or...?

[Video]

[deal_me_in]

You'd know a threat if I gave you one. [There's that smirk again.]

I have. So many. The ones I got here are nowhere near as impressive as what I'd have elsewhere but I've been bored and gotta make do. If you're looking for something sharp though, I got you covered.

So long as you don't call me 'sir'. None of that.

[Video]

[the_freak]

You are the coolest robot dude here, you know that?

[He laughs and makes a face.]

Yeah, no chance of that, don't worry.

[Video]

[deal_me_in]

I'm glad you noticed, clearly you need to let everyone else know.

Excellent. Welcome aboard.