EVENT: US MAKE FOR THEY

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US MAKE FOR THEY
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How the Agrii Did the Opposite of Steal Christmas


It begins with music.

It sounds like what might happen if you fed as many Christmas songs as you could think of into a machine learning database, and told the AI to write a new one. It's festive. It's cheery. It's got jingle bells.

And you can't turn it off.

In fact, it's strangely compelling - maybe not to the point of dancing (unless you're that kind of person), but certainly to the point of investigation. Whether you enjoy the music or despise it, you need to go towards it.

Sure enough, it's coming from the ships. You find yourself boarding your ship in a kind of daze (a holi-daze?), and once you and all your cohorts are aboard...

Yep, the doors are closed. And the ships are taking off.

The journey isn't long, and the ships are still well-stocked with good old protein gel, beds, and a fresh change of clothes for everyone.

( Where are we going? Are we there yet? To find out, READ ON! )