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[lionunchained]

[Video opens with Shiro in the mess of the ship that he lives on. Nothing too exciting]

So I have a favor to ask: would someone be willing to give me cooking lessons? My teammates say that I am a hazard in the kitchen and I'd like... to be less of one. Or at least trusted to make something more than sandwiches.

I would appreciate any help at all. And I'm sure everyone would appreciate it if I don't set kitchens on fire.

Comments

[plate_builder]

Bait and switch.

[He nods and laughs. He gets that too. It's like seeing a reuben and it tastes like oatmeal. No one is happy there.]

And it doesn't all work with the textures too.

[lionunchained]

[He chuckled at that]

Very much a bait and switch. It would be nice to have food that actually resembled food in more than just appearance.

[plate_builder]

See, now that you've said that, we're going to get things that taste like food and look even worse than protein paste.

[lionunchained]

[He laughed at that]

Well, that is always a possibility too.

[plate_builder]

And I fear it's a more upsetting one to consider for me. Texture issues are real.