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[owneroftheworstroom]

[ Hello, network. Have you met Bruno yet? No? Then you're in luck, because someone helped him figure out how to use a smart phone. Which can only go well.

Bruno is standing proudly among a gathering of containers filled with- Maybe paint? There's also a rather beat-up metal bucket containing an unholy amount of that glitter you all have grown so fond of. And in his hand, while presenting all this, he holds a bunch of obviously used brushes. Still, he looks very pleased with himself. ]

Okay. I got the paint. I got brushes! I KNOW a few of you wanted to help painting the hotel, so this is your chance! Look, I even got plenty of the sparkling stuff!

[ He spins around to cheerfully present THE GLITTER. ]

Comments

[owneroftheworstroom]

Ah, w-well. Back home they rather... Chew holes in your walls. Or clothes. Or steal food...

Who's Mila?

[stitch_witch]

Yes, they can be like that.

[Ah but she smiles at that question.]

She is a goddess of my world, of growing things and animals of the land.

[owneroftheworstroom]

Oh! Have you met her?

[stitch_witch]

No, but I feel her presence when I am home, in my magic and in the land itself.

[owneroftheworstroom]

Your magic? You mean you- What kind- What do you mean by that?

[stitch_witch]

I am a thread mage. I control fiber and thread and cloth.

[owneroftheworstroom]

You control... Cloth. Does that mean- Wait. [ He raises a single index finger. ] I still NEED my clothes, okay?

[stitch_witch]

[Oh but that makes her laugh.]

I am not going to take your clothes. While I could, there is no point to it, dear.

[owneroftheworstroom]

Well... Please don't.

[ There really is no point unless you're being mean. Please don't be mean. ]

[stitch_witch]

I think we've already agreed that I won't.

[owneroftheworstroom]

But you're still joining us for some painting?

[ Please? ]

[stitch_witch]

Of course. I would love to. I'm just trying to make sure that Little Bear is on his leash. He's very excited and dancing around right now.

[owneroftheworstroom]

Sounds to me like he wants to play. I'm sure we can do that. Then he can be included as well!

[stitch_witch]

Well then, we shall. I just don't want to have to clean the paint from his fur.