Kyle Broflovski (
kyley_b) wrote in
revivalproject2021-11-02 04:33 pm
network; video
((Post event. CW: discussions of violence, body horror, injury and loss of limb in comments.))
[The feed shows a skinny redhead who is somehow even paler than usual - his skin is parchment white, with deep dark pouches under his eyes. His curls are matted.
Yeah, he looks like shit.]
Uhm. Hi. Hi, uh. It's Kyle. Uhm.
I. Uh. Is. Is everybody okay? I hope you're all okay. Uhm. I'm...
[His face crumples.] I'm not. I'm not okay, I'm SO not okay.
[The feed shows a skinny redhead who is somehow even paler than usual - his skin is parchment white, with deep dark pouches under his eyes. His curls are matted.
Yeah, he looks like shit.]
Uhm. Hi. Hi, uh. It's Kyle. Uhm.
I. Uh. Is. Is everybody okay? I hope you're all okay. Uhm. I'm...
[His face crumples.] I'm not. I'm not okay, I'm SO not okay.

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[Kyle looks at Drake's arm, listening intently as he talks. When he gets to the end of his story, Kyle winces.]
Dude. Oh my god, dude. That's horrible.
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[nod]
...yeh, it was horrifying.
[ He rubs the palm of his shouldn't-be-there hand with his thumb thoughtfully for a few moments, then flexes his fingers ]
This uh....isn't that hand. I mean, obviously. Mine was completely [cough] co-uh completely shredded. My brother-in-law had to shoot it off. Don't really remember that part, just um. This violent, full-body jarring. Needed to be done, but I give him shit about it anyway.
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[He finally smiles a little.] I plan to give Kaz shit about cutting off my fucking hand for, well. Ever.
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Yeeeeeah... [ Drake flexes his fingers, watching them thoughtfully. ] It's actually... Well it's a long story, but in the interest of not waffling on, it was grown for me by an advanced race of people for whom I solved a very big problem. So yeah, it...it's precisely like version 1.0.
Before this, I had a prosthetic for a few years, and before that, it was a year and change of masking behind 'look, no hands' jokes.
[ He makes a face at Kaz's name. ]
Kaz? You mean that greasy joyless bastard with the cane who's read too much Gothic fantasy? Pardon my saying so, but he seems entirely too skeevy.
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Dude. Whoa. They could grow it after all that time? That's intense. I'll get a prosthetic, looks like. But it's still scary. [He only admits this because Riley knows how it feels.
At that description Kyle burst into laughter.]
Yeah, him. He's a friend. [Or so Kyle thinks, anyway.]
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[ Drake doesn't blink, wince, or hesitate. It is scary. ]
It's horrifying. It took me a long time to get used to it. And just when I had, I got fitted with a robot arm, a really cool one, but...
...well, it was still something I wore a glove over, until Gene started making Michael Jackson jokes.
[ When Kyle explains that Kaz is a friend, he lets out an incredulous little huff ]
You say so. I'd be careful with what you say around him, though.
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Yeah? How come? I'm not hiding ay big secrets he could possibly be interested in. I'm pretty sure everyone here knows everything about me. [Liar.]
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[ Drake takes that moment to sip at his tea, and when Kyle asks why, he grimaces over the rim. ]
He doesn't know the first thing about doctor patient confidentiality, for one. Smarmy blighter wanted me to tell him whatever I found out from interviewing Mr. Kaplan - ie, none of his damned business.
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That's kinda fucked up, yeah. Like I don't know why he would care.
You know, you're not nearly as much of a dick as you come off at first.