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[doubled_speed]

Okay. So.

[Here, enjoy a Tommy on the screen chewing on his nail. Just a little. Anxiety? Nah. Not him. Don't even suggest it.]

I know a lot of people hated what happened with the magic world shit. But I liked knowing engineering shit. And I mean the real skills. It was fun. And I kinda wanna learn more, but not the Agrii stuff. So I'm looking for a few people to help me learn more of that shit.

So, like, who knows some shit about electrical engineering from back in their world?

Before anyone throws Tony's name out, I know. I already help out around his forge sometimes when there are projects that aren't really beyond my level. He's great to watch, but sometimes you gotta learn the basics to, so you don't hurt yourself. And add in who and what I am and then you've got lots of stupid questions that come to me fast that asking him would just ruin his focus on the work and like fuck if we need that.

So is there anyone here, other than Fauxsterio and that dumb shit who doesn't understand the concept of a beach day, who knows a lot about working with electronics? And without having taken the engineering datapoint or some shit?

Oh, and before anyone asks, no this doesn't mean I'm not doing the greenhouse anymore. I have an impossible number of hours in a day to work with compared to most people. It's more that people who can actually cook are doing most of the diner stuff now and I can actually seriously learn.

Comments

[doubled_speed]

Yeah, you seem like a salt mine, just building all the slights for a saltspolosion!

[kyley_b]

Well, maybe that wouldn't happen if people were a little more thoughtful.

[doubled_speed]

Or maybe you're just not, wait for it, chill!

[Ha, he brought it right back around!]

[kyley_b]

Like you are?!

[doubled_speed]

Nope! I don't try and claim it though, Sparks.

[kyley_b]

You pick the WORST pet names. You know that? I'm not calling you, like... Speedfreak or Whitey or some shit.

[doubled_speed]

Ooooh can I go with Snowball?

[kyley_b]

...Tommy, you know what that is, right?

[doubled_speed]

Uh, the tastiest snack cake ever?

[kyley_b]

Okay. That too.

You know what? I'm just not gonna ruin this moment by being gross. Snowball it is.

[doubled_speed]

Nope, now you HAVE to tell me. Or I'll show up and tickle you.

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[kyley_b]

It's where you like... someone jizzes in your mouth and then you kiss em and pass it into THEIR mouth.

I WARNED YOU IT WAS GROSS.

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[doubled_speed]

Dude, that's gross.

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[kyley_b]

I know! That's why I wasn't gonna tell you!

And now I've ruined it. Goddammit.

[doubled_speed]

Dude, you can still call me that if you want. OR something else.

[kyley_b]

I'm thinking, you bag of dicks! I'll come up with something good.

[doubled_speed]

Dude, we both well know that my mutation only involves one dick.

[kyley_b]

I. Goddammit, Tommy!

Come over tonight.

[doubled_speed]

Oh my, without a chaperone? People would question if I was a taken woman!

[kyley_b]

If you were a taken woman I wouldn't be inviting you over! I'm not a fucking homewrecker!

[doubled_speed]

I mean there is an argument that you are a homewrecker because I have a kinda sorta but not actual boyfriend back home. But I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Still, serious talk, this date or education or salacious? I need to know how to dress?

[kyley_b]

...oh. Uhm. I never really... thought about it that way. [Silent panic mode activated.]

I was gonna say salacious, but I mean, whatever you like.

[doubled_speed]

Dude, don't think about it. David isn't here. Hell, he probably never would be here.

[Salacious? Oh no. Tommy's blushing.]

Yh yeah, okay. If an emergency doesn't come up.

[kyley_b]

Yeah. Yeah, okay. And if he turns up, like. I'll get it. I won't be a dick.

[He's going to count that blush as a win.] Oh, yeah, of course.
...we could also just study. If you're shy.

[doubled_speed]

Dude, it's not going to happen. So chill.

[Yes, he's blushing. Sorry about that.]

Wow I'm not fucking shy dammit!