Video;; Old Man Yells At Cloud

[reconstitution]

WHO: Bucky (Winter) & You!
WHERE: Inescapable Hell Boxes, ig
WHAT: Video & Action to Cohorts
WHEN: Now
WARNINGS: Bucky Barnes has a potty mouth


[ When the video feed opens up, it's a face that hasn't been around for an entire month. He's unshaven, trying to keep the scowl off his face because it's not anybody's fault this shit always seems to happen to him, but here we are. Winter starts off just scratching at his beard to collect his thoughts. ]

Alright. First thing's first.. What the fuck is going on?

[ Thoughts scattered to the wind. All semblance of control of this situation gone. Good job, Barnes. A+. He huffs, looks off toward the room he's in for a moment, and regains focus. ]

Someone want to fill me in on the current situation? Can't say that I've got a passion for waking up in strange places with no memory of it happening.

Comments

[reconstitution]

You know it'll take more than some aliens to knock me down for long.

[brooklyn_boy]

Yeah. We're both pretty damn hard to keep down.

Thankfully, considering how many time we get hit.

[reconstitution]

Hopefully it won't come down to finding out.

[brooklyn_boy]

Well, if it does then at least we know we'll be avenged.

[reconstitution]

I mean you will. You're the Avenger, not me.

[brooklyn_boy]

You so sure about that? From what I heard, you were pretty much deputized.

[reconstitution]

Hearsay. Haven't done anything to deserve it.

[brooklyn_boy]

Doesn't work like that, pal. You just sort of get it handed to you and, before you know it, you're an action figure.

[ He smirks wide. ]

Or a bear.

[reconstitution]

...A bear. Why do I have to be a bear?

[ A loooong pause. ]

Is it because of all the grizzly murders?

[brooklyn_boy]

I'm hanging up.

[reconstitution]

Put up or shut up, Rogers.

[brooklyn_boy]

Bear because of the Bucky Bear, you doofus.

[reconstitution]

...That's a thing?

[brooklyn_boy]

You never saw them? They were hideous.

Amazing resemblance.

[reconstitution]

Gee, thanks.

[brooklyn_boy]

I just call it like I see it, pal.

[ God, he wished he had one to torture Bucky with, now. ]

Maybe Nat would find it cute.

[reconstitution]

Knowing her? I don't doubt it.

[brooklyn_boy]

Well, you got a Christmas gift, then. That and maybe a knife?

[reconstitution]

...You have no idea how much I'd love a goddamn knife right about now. Didn't bring one with me.

[brooklyn_boy]

You could always ask the Agrii for one. But you'll probably just get a plastic one.

Better than nothing?

[reconstitution]

Would have been more useful than what I showed up with.

[ Not that he isn't grateful they still exist...but his journals don't seem important on the grander scale. ]

[brooklyn_boy]

[Steve smirks a little before shrugging and having the grace to look sheepish.]

I came with a coat. Bucky's coat, so I can't talk about useful travel items.

[reconstitution]

Guessing your overly-muscled shoulders won't fit in that thing?

[brooklyn_boy]

Like you can fit in it any better, tin man.

[reconstitution]

Hey, I got my own clothes.