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[Enjoy a video of Tommy being broadcast to all residents of Agra 10. He looks... sad. And tired.]

Listen, something happened. I'm not going to have as much time to manage the diner all on my own. I've asked before, but we've got new people and some people sounded sorta interested. Are there maybe people who would be willing to help cook? I can do prep stuff super fast, but I'm going to need people managing the rest of the meals for a few days.

Also, if I could get some extra hands in the greenhouse because I've gotta deal with a family thing but also gotta process all this quarantined food.

I don't ask for help a lot. But I could really stand to get a few more hands for a week or so.

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[doubled_speed]

[Wow, Kyle. That's nice. huh.]

You're pretty helpful, Jersey.

[kyley_b]

Well. Yeah.

All we have is each other, dude.

[doubled_speed]

I mean, we've also got literally everyone else here too.

[kyley_b]

I meant collectively. Jesus. I'm not like... ugh. You know what I mean.

[doubled_speed]

Yeah, I know.

[But he had to give SOMEONE a hard time when everyone is being fucking REASONABLE.]

[kyley_b]

[Sigh.]

Yeah, sorry. I'll hook up with everybody else who wants to help.

[doubled_speed]

[Oh Kyle.]

Hey Teacher-Boy. Thanks. You're pretty cool.

[kyley_b]

Well. Yeah.

[doubled_speed]

Don't act like you knew that.

[kyley_b]

Don't be a dingus, dude.

[doubled_speed]

Dingus isn't a word.

[kyley_b]

Yeah it is.

[doubled_speed]

It's really not.

[kyley_b]

It really is, English is constantly evolving, dude.

[doubled_speed]

No, humanity is evolving, that's what mutants are.

[kyley_b]

English is a living language, it's why they update the fucking dictionary!

Mutants, while cool, do not get the final say on whether or not dingus is a word! Don't make me hit you, dude, Sansa might give me a disappointed look.

[doubled_speed]

Ha! That's where you're wrong. No one has ever come into my home and changed my dictionary.

[He doesn't have a dictionary. But he does enjoy winding Kyle up.]

You couldn't hit me if you wanted to, Jersey. So don't disappoint my Aunt.

[kyley_b]

[That just gets an inarticulate growl. Winding Kyle up is so very easy.]

I won't, she's super nice.

[doubled_speed]

I can already hear that you're thinking 'unlike you'

[kyley_b]

I'm sorry, was 'mind reader' one of your many gifts besides super speed and good bone structure? No? Then shut up.

[doubled_speed]

There you are, going on about my bone structure again. Why do you keep coming back to me and bones?

[kyley_b]

...Pure jealousy.

[doubled_speed]

I can't help that my genetics are AMAZING

[kyley_b]

I know you can't.

[doubled_speed]

DO you want to tough my amazing cheekbones? Be honest.

[He feels less bad about his friend not being here when he's harassing this guy.]