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[geomagnetically]

[ Here's a face that hasn't been around in a few months. She's back, with her memories intact and a few new ones from hopping around the multiverse a little more. There's no preamble or pretense when she starts to speak, though — more abrupt than not. ]

Sooooooooooo. Who wants to catch me up on the last four or five months? Looks like I've missed An Ordeal. Very likely more than one.

[ Was that luck or un-luck? There's no real flippancy to her tone, she just likes getting to the point of things, especially now. ]

Secondly, roll call for my family, please, of any universe of origin — just let me know if you're still here and who I have to slap into the next multiverse for doing something shitty to you while I was M-I-A.

[ She might be a little protective ok. ]

And in conclusion, for any new faces here since I've been gone, I guess: Hi, I'm Lorna Dane, I've been told I have a magnetic personality.

[ JOKES. There's a slightly cheesy smile as she cuts the feed. ]

Comments

[geomagnetically]

Deal. What could go wrong? Nothing, that's what.

[doubled_speed]

[Really? Nothing? Tommy laughs.]

Man, we’re coming up on my birthday again, and weird shit always happens around then. Last year they locked us up on our ships for several days around that.

[geomagnetically]

If they get cute and try something near then again, I'll have Some Words. And by words I mean busting people out of ships if I can. Chill birthday please, universe.

[doubled_speed]

[Oh, they got more than cute.]

I doubt you can. I couldn't phase out, B couldn't teleport. Life here is weird.

[geomagnetically]

I should probably just accept the fact that life in general, anywhere, is going to be weird Like That in one aspect or another.

[ and yet here she is, hoping for something just a little bit chill for once. ]

[doubled_speed]

I just want some peace, right? Because I just wanna have fun.