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[deal_me_in]

[A big, dark eyeball stares at you before pulling back, Colonel the hen pecking about the edge of the tablet before her brown feathers brush against it as she turns to go poke around the rest of the counter.]

Pictographs work, right? Do Agrii understand when things get crossed out? -things you never thought about until you're trying to write rules and remember these guys don't have a written language.

[Cayde is seated at the end of the bar, pencil in hand as he puts some lines on the sheet before him. He drums his fingers, scowling a bit.]

"No fire in the bar" - is that even a regular rule? Huh. Or was it just no smoking?

Hmm....should I add something about the fish tank? ...eh.

[He shrugs and resumes tapping the pencil against his chin.]

Comments

[deal_me_in]

Different! Well, mostly it depends on the type. Beers tend to have their similarities. Wines depend on what they're made from. I'm not saying I'm an expert, and I've only ever tried playing around a bit with a still and what weird stuff they grow around here.

[He leans in, bringing a hand to the side of his face in a conspiratorial sort of manner, which might be silly when he's talking to a tablet.]

Between you an' me, I'd stick with the professional stuff from off-world.

[Although that makes him wonder as he sits back.]

Wait, how old're you anyway? ...not that it matters much around here I guess.

[faceguy]

[Leo just nods along to this info, as though he has any experience at all. Stick to the professional stuff from off-world, okay...

Though at Cayde's question he pulls himself up straighter.]

I'm old enough! Besides, the Doc already let me have some.

[So no adult can stop him now.]

[deal_me_in]

[The Hunter snickers a little.]

Yeah? The doctor? Well then, just don't overdo it. Also, don't drink the red juice from the ship dispensers- that stuff's potent. Makes for great molotov cocktails. I water the stuff down as much as I can for the bar stock because otherwise most people get slammed after a gulp.

[faceguy]

Oh. [So that's why it tasted so strong. Leo only manages a few sips back then...] Uh, ok, good to know! Nooot that I couldn't have figured it out myself, because I know what I'm doing!

[He does not.]

[deal_me_in]

I'm sure it wouldn't have been hard to figure out either way.

[He chuckles.]

Any other questions?

[faceguy]

Not really... but do you need help with the bar?

[Because he can help!]

[deal_me_in]

Wouldn't say no to that. Still plenty to do. Probably should pack up some stuff for the ship bars. And maybe you can think of something I might've missed.

[faceguy]

Heh, I can try! I'll be there in a minute.

[Literally, since he'll portal there.]

[deal_me_in]

[Cayde gives him a salute.]

All right. I'll be right here.