Network: Audio

[faceguy]

[Roughly a day or so after a building goes up in flames, but before anyone leaves for New Tick, this audio is sent to the network:]

You know who you are, and I know who you are, too.

If you ever come near my brother again, if you even show your face around us, you’re dead. Got it? Dead.

Everyone else here can keep playing around, but I’m done. Stay away from Donnie.

[Wow, he actually got through a whole network post without joking. Wonder what could cause that?]

Comments

[audio]

[target_audience]

Everybody knows a psycho killer is immune to threats. Do you think Jamie Lee Curtis beat big Mikey by waving her finger at him? They never would have gotten a sequel out of that.

[faceguy]

[Maybe Leo should just kill this guy now. The only thing stopping him is his general heroic aversion to murder the fact that no one would believe him and he'd probably end up stuck in the brig, or something.]

Jamie Lee Curtis couldn't open portals to the surface of the sun.

[Neither can Leo, as a point of order. But he can open one really really high!]

[target_audience]

I'd let her open my portals any day.

[faceguy]

...

Eugh, gross.