[Network Audio] (Massively backdated to early December)

[doubled_speed]

WHICH OF YOU GENIUSES BLEW UP SOME OF THE GLASS OF THE GREENHOUSE!?

[The audio does indeed start abruptly and with a VERY LOUD voice shouting. It's not getting toward a shriek. Nope. Not at all.]

THAT IS WHERE OUR FOOD GROWS!

THE GLASS KEEPS THE CONTAMINATION FROM THE STORMS OUT!

THE GLASS KEEPS THE WARM AND HUMIDITY IN!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PLANTS GOT DESTROYED!?

YOU ARE SO LUCKY THE LITTLE PLANT BROS TRIED TO PROTECT THE PLANTS BUT IT'S COLD!

GET YOUR ASSES OVER TO THE REPLICATOR AND START HELPING ME REPLICATE REPLACEMENT GLASS!



[OOC: Yes. This post did warrant the capslock. I'm sorry.]

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[doubled_speed]

You're acting like someone did. And I don't buy it. Only person I haven't seen lately is Rogers, and I caught sight of him at the mine entrance. Stupid fucking Agrii probably sent him on a mission for being a badass.


And I don't even begin to buy you did it. No one here knows weapons like you do. No one. You'd never do that, especially not intentionally. I suspect it was Cayde or Soldier getting their hands on something and not being mindful.

[in_extremis]

What happened to being pissed? Come on, you were ready to bite my head off a second ago. Cayde and Soldier don't even go near the place, the humidity makes them rust.

[doubled_speed]

I AM pissed. I'm just TRYING to calm down. Like people are TELLING me to do!

And you don't have to go inside a place to damage it. Literally the damage came from outside.

[in_extremis]

You don't have to tell me that. I did it, remember? So, what now? You just thought I didn't know how greenhouses worked? I know a lot of things. Got the paperwork to prove it. Doesn't change anything.

[doubled_speed]

I didn't believe that, remember?

And I know you know how things work. You're the smartest guy here. Which is why I don't believe you did it.

[in_extremis]

[Tony's texting is usually about as fast as Tommy's, so there's a noticeable pause before:]

So I'm lying?

[doubled_speed]

[Yeah, he's noticing how slow it is. And it's bothering him. Worrying him.]

I'm not saying that you're lying so much as you're protecting someone. And that's noble and all. But I don't want you taking blame that isn't yours. That isn't right either.

[in_extremis]

There isn't anyone else to blame. You can stop being nice to me. Ten lashes, or whatever you thought the appropriate punishment was ten minutes ago.

[doubled_speed]

[God, Tony, you're getting aggravating.]

You were an armsmaker, Tony. You know how grenades work. That's why I can't believe you did it.

[in_extremis]

Do you need me to do it again?

[doubled_speed]

That's not funny, man.