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[ephemerios]

It has come to my attention that we need a very important question answered here by EVERYONE: We have a few people here from Hawkins. Who has the best hair of the Hawkins group?

We need a vote.

[ A list of names follows as the options. It reads: Robin Buckley, Chrissy Cunningham, Billy Hargrove, Steve Harrington, Max Mayfield, Eddie Munson.

Yes, that's the whole post.

Shitposting on an alien planet 101. ]

Comments

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[work_wife]

Woah! Wait. This isn't a democratic vote. This is a judiciary action! There was PEACE, Chrissy!

2/2

[work_wife]

Also I really don't belong on that list.

[ephemerios]

someone had to poll the people!!

also, you do

[work_wife]

I'm LITERALLY six of six on the list. I mean, CLEARLY you win, regardless of prior court rulings which are ABSOLUTE, Cunningham, there is no appeals court.

[ephemerios]

if you're the judge, it's your court. if someone described you as appealing, it WOULD be an appeals court.


so.



there.


[ that's totally how that works, yes.

#LOGIC.

don't question it. ]

[work_wife]

What?

[Was that flirting? That wasn't flirting. It can't be flirting. STEVE HELP.]

[text]

[doubled_speed]

Max.

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[playingtough]

tKe thT bCk

_{[grins and elbows his boyfriend in the ribs]}

[doubled_speed]

Make me, Curls.

[Tommy is snickering and lets himself be elbowed because this is what boyfriends do, right?. And maybe he quietly points out that swapping capitalization like that in his time helps convey sarcasm.]

[playingtough]

_{[he elbows him again before settling and trying again, minding for the 'a' this time.]}

dont tempt me with agood time

[doubled_speed]

Would you even know a good time if it bit you in the ass?

[Sorry man, he can't resist the eyebrow waggle that goes with that. Maybe one day he'll apologize to Chrissy for using this vote to flirt.]

[ephemerios]

I envy her hair color. +10 points for that

[doubled_speed]

Exactly! And she knows how to wear it to be practical for going fast.

[ephemerios]

we could all learn something here from her example

[doubled_speed]

Some of us could. I go too fast for hair THAT long. Speedsters tend to keep it short.

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[playingtough]

me by lNdslide

[ephemerios]

the what

[playingtough]

sorry, still trying to get the hNg of typing. I win by overwhelming mRgin

[ephemerios]

oh okay, gotcha, i see it now.

that's not a vote, so I'm assuming you vote for you

[playingtough]

thT wS was my vote! yes i vote for me

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[faceguy]

hmmm
feel like we need a side by side comparison

[ephemerios]

oh man, why did I not think of begging everyone to walk down a makeshift runway for this?

[faceguy]

see this is why you should be working with me Chrissy
I have great ideas

[ephemerios]

I know!! I made a mistake taking this on on my own clearly

[faceguy]

it’s cool
we can fix this!!

describe everyone’s hair in one word