"You're not old," he insists. Hell, she's younger than most of the other founders of the Avengers given how... well, creepy Hank was. They can all admit to that, right?

But damn his eyes are definitely looking skyward when he realizes her top is not tied. Even if she WASN'T sorta a founder of the Avengers, and older than him, and had history with the family and and and, he was still a guy seeing someone, and seeing any person even partially naked was not cool. And if she slipped on her grip for even a second, he'd see it, no matter how fast she was.

"Not most people. Just, you know. Me. Maybe Billy. Actually, probably not Billy. Dude has a lot of chill in strange places."