"A Van Dyne original?" Tony replied, sounding appropriately awed, one delicate hand to his chest. "Custom? Sweetheart, that's priceless, the society pages will be talking about it for the rest of the season, it'll practically be a scandal." He sounded like his mom when he affected the transatlantic accent, making himself laugh before he could refocus and smooth lotion across Jan's shoulders with a careful, searching press for knots of tension. "You'll have to at least tell people that it was paid for in full, or there will be rumours."