Network/Text

[directors_cut]

So- that was weird. Or not. That shit typical around here?

Still haven't really met anyone here, so to borrow an ice breaker from one of my girlfriend's magazines: Who's your celebrity crush?

I'd have to go with Sharon Stone.

Comments

[target_audience]

You didn't tell me Sid was a lesbian. No wonder she didn't want to sleep with you.

[directors_cut]

Fuck off, asshole.
You didn't give an answer.
How we supposed to make friends around here if you start things off by being a freak?

[target_audience]

Like I need to tell you.

I've been making friends, dude. It's easy. I didn't even think to ask who they jerk off to, I'll try that next time.

[directors_cut]

Jamie Lee
Where are you finding them? This place is like a ghost town.
Is it me?

[target_audience]

Ooh Billy Loomis, he's so smart, it's so hot.

Maybe you stink.

[cactusy]

not typical

but not unheard of either, apparently. people who have been here a while have seen something like it before.

[directors_cut]

Place really needs to settle on a genre. Sprinkling in a little paranormal with our sci-fi, it's original at least, I'll give it that.

[cactusy]

are you actually open to the idea that this is being scripted, or is this just you being sarcastic?

[directors_cut]

Is that a theory? I'm more than open to it.

[cactusy]

some of the people here were forced contestants on a weird alien reality show at one point. just a little fun fact for you.

[text]

[ziedrich_bearer]

I'm engaged to my celebrity crush.

[Because yeah, he's going to flex on that.]

[text]

[directors_cut]

Living the dream.
So who is she?

[ziedrich_bearer]

He's also my best friend and I've known him all my life, so it's not as exciting as shocking as people might assume.

[directors_cut]

Who is he then?
Does that make you a celebrity too?

[ziedrich_bearer]

I suppose by some definitions, yeah. I've had to deal with the press before. But it's been a while.

[work_wife]

That's an ice breaker? That seems pretty weird. Like, what does it even say about you?

Also, who is Sharon Stone?

[directors_cut]

Well what would you ask then?

Basic Instinct?? You haven't seen that one?

[work_wife]

Favorite fair game I guess.

Not everyone is from the same world, so maybe it doesn't exist where I'm from. Maybe she doesn't. Or maybe time.

[directors_cut]

Like the midway? I always like the water gun ones.

What time are you from then? It feels like a crime against cinema not to know her.

[work_wife]

That's a reasonable enough one. Also feels less self punishing I suppose. It's less you versus the game and the vendor, and more you against other people.

1986. But again, could be different worlds.

[serpentigena]

If by "that shit" you mean throwing things at us that no one wanted, needed, or even asked for, then yeah.

[directors_cut]

Kinda seems like the whole package so far.

[serpentigena]

Pretty much. The options seem to be "a mess" and "slightly less of a mess"; exciting stuff to look forward to, I know.

[directors_cut]

Doesn't sound too different from school most of the time.

[serpentigena]

With less predictability here, but other than that, I could see it.