I honestly have no sides in the matter, I just know this sounds really... over the top, at least right out of the gate like this. And believe me, I can be an expert in over the top. [ She pauses for a half second. ]

Okay, let me... serious question. What kind of crimes and discord are we talking about here? I would bet I don't come from the same universe as you, but I have spent way too much time in space and in space wars.