[HE ROW COME YOU KNEE CAY SHUN] - [Text]

[thepurpleone]

Hey Agrii

Can we have the ships back?

I want to go on a space vacation.

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[agrii]

We live on ship. Safe on ship.

[thepurpleone]

Doesn't it get boring though? No change of scenery, nothing?

Wait

Have you never been on a planet anywhere?

[agrii]

No. Planet not safe. Storms hurt we.

[thepurpleone]

But that's just this planet, right? There's got to be more out there without these so-called storms.

[agrii]

Once in space. He Rows save us then.

[thepurpleone]

How many worlds have you guys visited?

[agrii]

Many. But not Many many. Since He Rows save us on ship, we come here. Stay with He Rows, just out of reach of storm.

[thepurpleone]

What do you see from out there when the storms happen?

[agrii]

No see. Move away for safety.

[thepurpleone]

Oh, well thanks for abandoning us.

[agrii]

Have to, to live.

[thepurpleone]

You guys are super blunt.

[agrii]

What mean 'blunt'?

[thepurpleone]

Like... not sharp objects. Except with your words. You are very straightforward.

Hey how old are you.

[agrii]

I turn eight tick next tick. See He Rows here half my life! Learning much about He Rows. But never hear that word before. Not like that. 'Blunt'.

Explain 'straightforward'?

[thepurpleone]

Eight, huh. I am about six years older than you. Maybe seven if I'm here any longer. I do not look forward to winter again.

What's your name?

"Straightforward" is basically what it sounds like- straight, like a line, and forward, directional, right in front of you. You say what's on your mind, which isn't necessarily bad, but sometimes it can be mistaken for not caring. Or being mean.

[agrii]

You are straight forward.

I am Te Mi.

[thepurpleone]

I try to be, anyway. Seems like that's the easiest way for you guys to understand considering this isn't your main language.

I'm Donnie.

[agrii]

He Rows here to pro tech Agrii. We give He Rows weep ons. Make ships more good. And He Row bully child.

That is no nice.

[thepurpleone]

Okay:
1. No, we are not. You're staying far away from the threats, leaving us to fend for ourselves.

2. Explain how that was bullying because that was sooo not.

3. You sure don't have any problems with kidnapping children, I consider that a greater offense than your original accusation.

4. If indeed you think your child was bullied then that is your fault for not setting restrictions on your crappy internet.

[agrii]

We no can come close in storm. Even orbit close sicken, kill Agrii. He Rows know this. Ask them.

I not choose. Can no explain why He Rows chose.

Bully as mean to child who try help. Much mean.

[thepurpleone]

You did not tell us that the storm isn't contained to the planet. You don't really tell us much of anything aside from what's in your introductory data point and I think it's kind of dated information. What generation are you anyway?

That is very frustrating.

Under that definition I've been bullied first. I have been TRYING to help but there is no information and no way to get data to fix your problem. So you can't blame me for being upset because no matter what I try to do there is still a huge gap between being able to do it, and on top of that I have to avoid not getting eaten or attacked or killed by the general environment.

[agrii]

No can change orb. Orb there. We here.

Many ticks since left Agra-10. Many many many.

Not bully you. Help you. Gave you stick.

[thepurpleone]

Are they programmable? Changeable?

Have you ever actually been on Agra 10 yourself? Before the storms? Has anyone?

What stick.

[agrii]

No know.

No. No live Agrii on Agra-10.

Your stick. Give thumb up. Allow have.