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[buildingitsir]

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what the everliving fuck was THAT bullshit that happened over there?
i went to sh'ka for a few days and you guys open portals to hell
or something?
first girls that claw throats open
now that

you guys done burning shit down over there or what?
aka is it safe to go back?

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[plate_builder]

From what I understand, that is a bad idea. The guns can be a problem, sometimes they don't work, or you can get yourself hurt.

'At this rate'? York, I think we already are. Richie's dressed us both.
Though I guess that makes him your dad and me that weird guy your dad sleeps with.
Suits are hard to argue with.

[buildingitsir]

yeah you’re right

i hate he made me wear that stupid shirt
80s fashion man
if you can even call it that

i see you both as my dads in a way
so youre just doing dad things
i would look better in a suit

[plate_builder]

He did it with me too, when he saved me. I think it's affection, like some people buy gifts.

You would look extremely good in a suit. I quite approve of the idea. With a vest I think. Full three piece. Or in the winter, a sweater vest.

[buildingitsir]

yeah i know
something about a love language or something right?

i do look good in a suit
i've worn one a couple of times when dad had some big shindigs
i went with my two brothers at least
like he was showing off or something
most people didn't even know we were androids

don't know about a sweater vest tho
i have limits here reeve
l i m i t s

[plate_builder]

Love language? That sounds weird. No, I think it's just his means of affection and support.

Do you really have limits, York?

[buildingitsir]

is that what a love language is or something?
how he shows affection to someone?
dad used to give mom gifts all the time
mom usually did words of affirmation

probably
don't know if i'll like a sweater vest tho
maybe i'm thinking of ugly holiday sweaters

[plate_builder]

I've never heard the term. It sounds like pop psychology.
What does 'words of affirmation' even mean?

I'm not going to give you A chocobo print sweater vest.

[buildingitsir]

i don't have its classification
only what i've heard and seen

words of affirmation like
i trust you
i appreciate when you do [example]
you look amazing - is it a new outfit you've got?

stuff like that

wait what's a chocobo?

[plate_builder]

Those just seem like polite things to do for someone you care about. Things you should say to anyone actually.

Were you not with us on Eorzea?

[buildingitsir]

idk if i can explain it
beyond my sort of capacity since i don't have a love language
my language is all ones and zeros
hahaha android jokes

i was but i think i dumped some of that information
still have the clothes
i remember throwing rocks at seagulls as a job tho
...until i broke a window...

[plate_builder]

There is love in your heart anyway.
You have any language you want to express your love in.

Seagulls might need rocks thrown at them, in your defense.
What window?

[buildingitsir]

simulated but yeah
i guess its there
idk what my love language would be

i broke a window of a restaurant
the seagulls were being menaces
but that was the least of my problems after the window
which was an ACCIDENT

[plate_builder]

I think it's your presence around the people you care about.

Oh goodness. What a choice.

[buildingitsir]

mmm maybe
there's a lot of trust in that
just so you know
living in the same room with richie
another human
helping your punk ass
all sorts of trust in that

don't
don't do that
how do you manage to sound so much like a dad in one text
all judgey and shit

[plate_builder]

My ass has never been 'punk', I assure you.

I truly do not know. I have never been a father.

[buildingitsir]

it's tough to figure that part out when it's you
you need an outsider's perspective
punk ass reeve right here
:)

and just because you haven't been a dad
biologically i guess
doesn't mean you can't sound like one

[plate_builder]

Really, ass? I don't think I am any form of ass.

You think? How intriguing.

[buildingitsir]

reeeeeeeeeve
stop ruining my fun
:(

and yeah
you're a friend but you dad-up when you need to
a dad would run on a wounded ankle to come fix me dumbass up with mini after all

[plate_builder]

I can't really help who I am, York.

I care about you. Of course I would do my best to help.

[buildingitsir]

i feel like you're doing this on purpose
but i know you can't change who you are
you wouldn't be reeve if you did change

you and richie did a lot
i'm probably the first android that looks like they have scars
or something

[plate_builder]

All people change. They cannot help that.

I'm sure the ladies will love it.