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[work_wife]

Hey guys. Um. Robin here.

So I feel like I've started to understand how much of what is going on here, right? Or just a little bit. And now that I've figured that out, I'm a bit... Lost?

[Yeah, she's sighing and just a touch frustrated she supposes.]

I'll admit it. I don't know why I'm here other than to maybe keep my friends from home from strangling each other? So I guess this is me asking who needs help with stuff? I can't spend all day fretting. So, uh, I guess I should figure out what to do. But I'm not, well, really great at the sorts of things I think we need here?

For instance, I'm really good with languages. And music. And throwing things.

Guess I'm saying what can I do to help people? I want to help. If I'm going to be here I sort of need it.

Comments

[work_wife]

I don't think there have really been much in the way of drugs, except for Eddie's stash. And no, we didn't eat them. They're PEOPLE Chrissy. But they did bring food down to us.

ANd I don't think the volcanoes are NORMAL? Steve and Eddie have been here longer than me and they seemed shocked by it too.

[ephemerios]

Well, this is what happens when you let my brain go wild for a half second. There's a lot of questionable possibilities and someone has to say them especially when figuring out the baseline of weird here.

[conclusion: very.]

I'm good with not having volcanoes every other week, so that's a plus. They can stay rare. [a brief pause again before: ]

What I'm not letting be rare is you not having some fun in the form of the madness that is called a fun girls only night. Give me names and I will plan the best fun.

[That she's a pro at. 😎]

[work_wife]

[A girl's night? Oh wow. She... hasn't really had one of those? What a whole thing to consider? But Chrissy's nice, she's genuine.]

That could be fun. I think we could ask Zelda. I... I haven't met a lot of girls here actually. Or women. It's been sad.