[Video]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter is fidgety today. He's tapping his fingers together and looks like he might be considering just shutting the feed off. ]

[ he swallows before starting, a bit awkwardly. ]

So.. we have a pizza oven now. So, I was thinking maybe... [ He pauses and then shakes his head. ]

You know what? Screw it. I want a party. We can have pizza now and cake and I damnit, I deserve it. I just turned sixteen. At least I think so, I mean I was kinda asleep but it's fine.

Anyways. I was thinking we could use the welcome center? Find some way to get music and maybe play games or something? Or not. That sounds kinda childish but I do think it could be fun. [ He shrugs. ]

So I guess.. let me know if you're down?

Comments

[VIDEO]

[hashtagparkerluck]

I don't think it works that way, my dude.

and also, I'm pretty sure that would make me a criminal. Or corrupt politician. Which. Yuck.

[VIDEO]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Of course it is. But if you're content to languish in your license-less state, far be it for me to stop you.

Still, you mentioned vigilantism. What did you mean by that, exactly?

[VIDEO]

[hashtagparkerluck]

oh, right. sorry.

I stop criminals and bank robbers and stuff. I'm Spider-Man. Well, Peter Parker. But I go by Spider-Man.

[VIDEO]

[reneggadetinkerer]

[Eugh. Another self-appointed Do-Gooder.]

Why the moniker? You don't outwardly seem to have the appearance of a spider so I fail to see how there's a correlation between you and the name.

[VIDEO]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Well I can stick to any surface and I have the proportionate strength of a spider.

[VIDEO]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Erm...

I'm sorry, you can what?

[VIDEO]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Stick to any surface. You know, crawl on walls and stuff? Like a spider?

[VIDEO]

[reneggadetinkerer]

And you can just do that? Without the use of scientific enhancements? Nanobots? Robotic prostheses?

[VIDEO]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Well, I mean, I did get bit by a radioactive spider but yeah. Basically.

[VIDEO]

[reneggadetinkerer]

And you expect me to believe that?! Do you understand the odds of you developing any sort of spider-adjacent abilities just from a mere spider bite, radioactive or not?! That's not how genetics works!

[VIDEO]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ excuse him while he just hops up to ceiling real quick and points the camera downwards to prove that yes, he's actually sitting on the ceiling right now. ]

[VIDEO] 1/2

[reneggadetinkerer]

[HE YELPS.]

[VIDEO] 2/2

[reneggadetinkerer]

Yes! Well!

Anything can be faked with video doctoring technology and clever camera work!

[video]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Believe what you want.

[ he hops down easily with very little effort. ]

But that is the truth. I can't make you believe anything.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

...If I were to believe what you say, you understand that you've essentially won the genetic lottery, I assume?

I find it interesting that you received these gifts with no other apparent mutations. No extra limbs? The ability to spin webs?

[video]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Uh.. I wouldn't really call it a gift. [ He likes his powers, yes, but they are a huge responsibility, as he's learned. ]

And I do have webs but they're artificial I make the formula myself. Nonorganically.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Artificial, synthetic webs? How strong are they?

[Finally, something interesting.]

[video]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Not as strong as the ones I made back home. Limited resources. And when I tried to use the replicator it just poured out and I got stuck for like two hours.

So, needless to say, I'm working on a different version that I can make with resources here.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

You're looking to manufacture synthetic webs using the resources allotted to you here, hm?

Perhaps I can be of assistance. I have some considerable experience in engineering synthetic material.