[Video] PSA don't become snack

[spinsandneedles]

Time for a spontaneous PSA! The video starts with a perhaps overly confident looking Sonic, giving his best finger gun to the camera.
 

"Hey everyone, Sonic here!"

 

The video remains on Sonic, who looks like he has more to say, but he's cut off by the voice of Donnie Ninjaturtle from offscreen who doesn't sound all that thrilled with the current shenanigans.

 

"Oh my g- you can't just- Sonic, you turn that thing off right now-" Putting on the parent voice, even!

 

"Shh, Donnie! I got this, be cool!" Sonic waves his hand in a shooing motion in Donnie's general direction before turning his attention back to his very stupid video.

 

"Okay everyone, listen up! I have it on good authority that someone out there has decided that eating us is socially acceptable. This is not the case. It is, in fact, very not okay!"

 

After a mental keymash, the turtle flails before making a grab for the hedgehog's communicator. "Not okay, this is not okay- are you seriously doing a PSA?!"

 

Unfortunately for Donnie, the hedgehog is small and fast, and in the blink of an eye he's suddenly standing behind the poor turtle.

 

"I don't see anyone else doing a PSA! How are we supposed to know there's someone dangerous out there if nobody's talking about it? Guys, be on the look out for-- uh...

"A girl.

"With. Teeth? It's uh. Not a lot to go on, is it. You really don't have anything else?"

 

There is a thud as Donnie had more or less made a full-on lunge and completely neglected to take into account the hedgehog's speed.

 

"-and ow."

 

He gets back up, brow twitching as he looks back at Sonic before his irritation abruptly melts into uncertainty at being put on the spot. "Wearing a dress or something? Covered in blood?" He gives an overexaggerated shrug.

 

Sonic at least isn't turning the communicator around to film Donnie, so he doesn't have to worry about looking like a goof on camera. The expression on Sonic's face, though, is one of realization, like it's just dawned on him that he has absolutely no plan here. It's fine, that's basically how he does everything.

 

"...Okay. Look out for the girl who looks like she's from every horror movie with a scary girl in it ever. You can't miss her.

"Aaaand if she happens to be listening--"

 

Yeah he's absolutely about to challenge her to a weird fight. 

 

Cue Donnie dragging his hands over his face. At least until he hears that lead-in. He may not be Sonic-fast or vampire-fast but he is a ninja and with proper motivation can be fairly fast. Which is why he's on his feet and scrambling up beside his annoying pal to try throwing a hand over his mouth or his face. He needs to stop doing things with his injured one, honestly.

 

"-no, no! That is it! You said you would not!"

 

Sonic's too focused on trash talking to dodge Donnie this time, eyes going a bit wider when a turtle hand suddenly clamps over his mouth. They stay wide as Donnie reminds him that he SURE DID say he wasn't going to fist fight a terrifying girl, and he fumbles a bit to turn off his communicator. Oops, haha. It's fine, he made his PSA, that's definitely all that happened.