Network Post - Video

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Hello network. It's been a minute. Peter's looking a little uneasy and kind pale as he addresses the camera. ]

So... [ He gets off to an awkward start. ]

I don't normally do this but it's gotten so bad I can't concentrate on.. pretty much anything. [ He abruptly changes his tactic here ] That's not important-sorry.

I mean it kinda is because-!

Anyways!

I wanted to know; has anyone noticed anything.. odd or strange?

I have this uh.. sixth sense and it tells me when something's wrong and it really, really feels like a siren right now. It's kinda giving me a headache-not that that's important. I'm just saying-!

[ He sucks in a deep breath to stop himself from rambling. ]

If you notice anything, let me know?

Comments

[ziedrich_bearer]

I mean, could be an Adamantoise.

[hashtagparkerluck]

...

A what?

[ He's pretty sure he doesn't know what that is. Does he know that is? Should he? That's probably a better question. ]

[ziedrich_bearer]

Mountain sized tortoise.

[hashtagparkerluck]

It's weird that that's not a completely outlandish suggestion.

but like.. if Thor can be a real person then why not throw mountain sized tortoise into things.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Why does Thor matter? You know what, it's not important.

I guess I can go check for signs of Adamantoiseness.