[Network Video]

[fatedsacrifice]

The feed turns on and this little guy is seen. Noctis is sitting patiently, talking to it softly.

"It's ok, I won't hurt you."

Hesitantly the little creature comes up but takes a bite out of the Baconroom in his hand and the king is surprised. "You..can eat that?"

After a minute of seeing the creature not being harmed, Noct sets his pack down and goes to look at a sort of mushroom. He then takes a few pictures and then is satisfied so he goes back to his pack.

"Hey, where did you go?"

And that's when the pack falls over with the Gnoff inside, still nomming happily.

The king sighs. "I guess this means that you're having my lunch at this point."

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[audio]

[fatedsacrifice]

[The king had to laugh slightly.]

It's not quite anything like that.

[work_wife]

[Shit, did this video just respond to her?]

Uh, hello?

[fatedsacrifice]

[He paused a minute.]

I'm here.

[work_wife]

Oh shit! There's someone there. You're there. Uh. Huh. We don't have things like this back home.

[fatedsacrifice]

Uh ya I'm here..

[Cue the confusion in his voice.]

Are you new here?

[work_wife]

Oh yeah, very new. Like, just showed up. Well, not this minute, but recently?

[fatedsacrifice]

So you just got here.

[While he wasn't that warrior guy, he thought he should say something similar.]

Welcome to the weirdness then.

[work_wife]

Yeah, more or less. I'm really new, right?

[Really, she didn't want welcomed.]

What is that thing that's in your bag.

[fatedsacrifice]

Gotta start somewhere, right?

[But then she had him confused.]

What's in my bag?

[work_wife]

The little creature that jumped into it?

[fatedsacrifice]

Oh him.

[Noctis turned and looked at his 'companion'.]

Not sure where he came from, but he's cute. Not that I'll be taking him home.

[work_wife]

Why not? Not big on pets? It looks sorta cute. And maybe easy to feed?

[fatedsacrifice]

Uh, not sure it'd be welcome and it'd be taken away from its family more than likely.

[Not to mention he'd have to ask Gladio.]

[work_wife]

Ah, that's fair. Glad you're thinking about that. Plenty of people cause poaching that way I suppose.

[fatedsacrifice]

I haven't seen anything like that, but it's a good thing to look out for. But I'm not one for tearing even strange families apart.

[work_wife]

You think the animal has a family structure? That's cool!

[fatedsacrifice]

I really don't see why they wouldn't. But hell if I know for sure.

[work_wife]

Oh. I guess I was expecting you to be some sort of naturalist. Guess that was silly.

[fatedsacrifice]

Can't say that I am, even if I do spend a lot of time outside making sure what's edible.

[work_wife]

Isn't there, like, a datapoint glowy ball thingy for that?

[fatedsacrifice]

You got it. So you've seen one already I take it?

[work_wife]

Yeah. The one in the fountain? I've heard there are others around.

[fatedsacrifice]

There are, I'm sure given enough time you'll find more of them.

[work_wife]

Enough time? Are the datapoints hidden?

[fatedsacrifice]

Not that I know of.