[Network Video]

[butterfly_kiss]

[The video is brief, but does it ever paint a picture. One of the rooms in the hospital meant for seeing patients is... An absolute mess. Is that blood on the floor? Bits of styrofoam scattered about, cabinets opened, and all in all the place looks messed up.

Throughout the slow pan through the room there's the punctuating sound of a sharp and heavy shoe tapping against the floor in an impatient rhythm.]

Alright. Who the fuck made this mess? Because you owe me cleaning services. Or a bribe to look the other way. And probably a vodka martini.

Seriously, I will stress to everyone that hospitals need to be clean to ensure maximum safety for the health of patients. It's right up there with, and I can't believe how many times I've had to say this no smoking!

I swear, you're all going to give me an aneurysm. And then you'll all have to see Albert for your medical care while my little pup tries to get me back on my feet.

Comments

[crystalmaster]

Good.

[Radley looks mischievous.]

Maybe someday we'll end up encountering such a person at the same time.

[butterfly_kiss]

[Wouldn't that be a delight. She laughs.]

What an experience.

[crystalmaster]

[Radley grins.]

They'd never know what hit them.

[butterfly_kiss]

I suppose they wouldn't. But I would patch them up after.

[crystalmaster]

You'd physically hurt them?

[Radley is a bit surprised at that. He isn't generally a violent person. If he saw someone being harmed, however, he would act.]

[butterfly_kiss]

Oh hardly. Does it look like a woman like me could do that?

[Yes. Very much so. But she's smiling.]

A sharp tongue can do damage too.

[crystalmaster]

[Radley smirks.]

I probably don't look very formidable either, but I'm full of surprises.

[But he nods to this.]

I definitely prefer the sharp tongue, however.

[butterfly_kiss]

Well, I'll get my whetstone.

[crystalmaster]

[Radley smirks more.]

Yes, do have it on hand.

[butterfly_kiss]

[She offers a wink and fails to point out that a whetstone for her is probably some of that redfruit stuff.]

I'll be sure to call you so you can bear witness.

[crystalmaster]

And I will return the favor if the situation is reversed.

[butterfly_kiss]

Wonderful. Sounds like we have quite the plan lined up. Keep me on speed dial.

[crystalmaster]

Oh, of course.

[Radley smirks.]

okay this time we can probably wrap

[butterfly_kiss]

Good. I'll do the same. We'll make sure of sharing the experience.

Okay!

[crystalmaster]

It will be a delight.

[Radley continues to eat, relaxed and happy with things going back to normal around here.]