[Network Video]

[butterfly_kiss]

[The video is brief, but does it ever paint a picture. One of the rooms in the hospital meant for seeing patients is... An absolute mess. Is that blood on the floor? Bits of styrofoam scattered about, cabinets opened, and all in all the place looks messed up.

Throughout the slow pan through the room there's the punctuating sound of a sharp and heavy shoe tapping against the floor in an impatient rhythm.]

Alright. Who the fuck made this mess? Because you owe me cleaning services. Or a bribe to look the other way. And probably a vodka martini.

Seriously, I will stress to everyone that hospitals need to be clean to ensure maximum safety for the health of patients. It's right up there with, and I can't believe how many times I've had to say this no smoking!

I swear, you're all going to give me an aneurysm. And then you'll all have to see Albert for your medical care while my little pup tries to get me back on my feet.

Comments

[ashwantstobattle]

Sure, but ya didn't have to bite my head off.

[butterfly_kiss]

Wasn't biting your head off. Let me make it clear that I could be far sharper if I wished to be.

[ashwantstobattle]

If you say so... [ He just shrugs it off. ]

If there's anything that needs done that I can help you with, let me know.

[butterfly_kiss]

I'd ask you to replicate some cleaning supplies, but you're still young and you deserve what treats you'd get for yourself and your pet.

[ashwantstobattle]

Pikachu's not a pet, he's my Pokemon. And actually, I haven't really used the replicator before. Do you think I could use it to get a sleeping bag? After that I can get you cleaning supplies, no problem!

[butterfly_kiss]

I suppose it's possible. I don't know if it can do things that size, or if it will know what one is. But do try.

[ashwantstobattle]

What cleaning supplies do you need, anyway?

[butterfly_kiss]

Bleach. Scrub brushes. Trash bags. Nitrile gloves.

[ashwantstobattle]

[ Bleach, scrub brushes, trash bags... what was the other thing? ]

D'ya think you could write down and I can come by and get the list from you? I don't wanna forget anything.

[butterfly_kiss]

Yes, that I could do.

[ashwantstobattle]

Awesome! We'll be by soon.

[butterfly_kiss]

I'll keep a door open. But you can't come into this specific room.

[ashwantstobattle]

Okay. I understand.

[ He still doesn't get it but he understands. ]</small.

[butterfly_kiss]

Wonderful. I'm glad we've reached an accord.