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Omega ([personal profile] small_compromise) wrote in [community profile] revivalproject2022-12-14 02:09 pm

Warm Fuzzies

WHO: Omega and you?
WHERE: Temba and Sh'Ka
WHAT: Making sure the locals are warm
WHEN: Through the month
WARNINGS: N/A


This time around Omega was much better prepared for what to expect once the season shifted. She had more than enough free time and had started spending some of it in going through the available department stores for materials, clothes she could use. The nice Hunter had given her a knife so she could cut things up properly, and she'd managed to do so without slicing off any fingers and only giving Echo a mild heart attack.

Her sewing skills were rudimentary at best, but she remembered what she'd been taught during the rain fair that had seemed so long ago now. All she really needed to do was make sure one piece of material attached and stayed attached to another.

Depending on when one came across her, she could be found leaving little makeshift scarves and bundles of blankets by spots she'd seen Funfronds and Barrys frequent, in Temba or Sh'Ka proper. There's also the library where she might get sidetracked in her warmth dispersing and end up buried in mothcats. Or she could be found either carrying a very large bundle of cloth in her arms or in the process of winding what turned out to be a very lengthy, patched together scarf out around a snow-dusted outcropping of rocks that had settled near the spiraling depression of the Temba memorial site. Weird girl.
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-29 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Anyone with that many animal friends does not have as many human friends," Salem said, looking skeptical that anyone else would use 'a lot' to describe Omega's social circle. "Don't worry, I've known plenty of weirdos in my life, and most of them didn't even have a family curse to blame." Unfortunately, the book wasn't so good at lifting family curses, so Omega and her brothers might still have a tough time back home, but Salem was still proud to introduce, "This one's a family heirloom. Most of the modern ones are a lot smaller, more convenient." Her phrasing was just weird enough that after a beat, he realized, "Parents, birthdays and books? Did they keep you in the attic? Is your curse contagious?"
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-29 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally being the tall one suited Salem just fine, and he settled himself with his paws crossed over the edge of the table where he could peer down at Omega, and the occasional picture that would wave at them from the book. The pages she flipped through were worn and delicate, and not without their stains and tears, some distinctly from tiny claws.

"You only use computers? Is that where that little one came from?" he marvelled right back, trying to see where the thing had landed when Omega had hauled out the book. It was a very impressive little machine, much faster and smaller than any computer he had used. He still couldn't carry it, but it was a step in the right direction. "It seems like the book followed me, yes. I was only taking a nap on it, it wasn't my fault! I would send it back if I could. That doesn't mean we can't use it in the meantime." Someone around here was bound to have a finger that still worked, or could be unbound by something in the book, and then they'd all be tucked in their own beds in no time. "An heirloom is the junk that you give to your kids or great grandkids when you're tired of tripping over it in your own house. Everyone pretends to really appreciate it, and they take up a lot of room in the closet."
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-30 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
If the little computers were made by their hosts, their chances of getting out of here were looking bleak to Salem. They must have been very smart. He searched for the communicator again anxiously, not sure if he was as enchanted by it anymore. He was more than happy to ignore the problem in favour of explaining, "Witchcraft! The rules, the incantations, the potions; you want it, the book's got it. Give it a try. What's on your mind?" A clone might have had a little bit of magic of her own in her finger to make it work.
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-30 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Doesn't matter what I want, cats can't do magic. It's part of the..." Salem started, then reconsidered admitting his criminal charges to the little girl and had to quickly come up with, "feline code." Despite the many things he did want. He knew the book front to back, though, and it wasn't going to be doing him any good. Omega skimmed through pages elaborately printed and titled things like 'Conjuring', 'Appetizers' and 'On Love:', without much obvious structure despite the hefty index, and Salem watched them pass by curiously, wondering if any of it could catch Omega's attention.
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-30 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
"It belongs to a friend," Salem explained, "I told you, I'm a housecat. Cats also can't own property. We're mostly relegated to staring and napping, so I don't actually miss it that much." Ideally, he could only be expected to stare and nap and have his own bank account.

"You might be more interested in a cookbook if its just a normal cake you're after," he considered, and couldn't deny this was a good impulse that should be pursued. "Maybe try asking Vincent Price. He should be in the section on 'mood'. Once you get him started on souffles, he won't stop."
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-30 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Salem's ears twisted, anxious that this might lead to another attempt to introduce him to the mothcats when they were clearly just going to eat him no matter how many hobbies they had in common, only to flick forward again in confusion as he echoed, "Patrols?"

Hot water, peanut butter and chicken paste mixed together had him considering very intently, focus clearly drifting and needing to be yanked back when he realized Omega had asked him a question. "Sounds delicious, you might be a natural. Have you considered adding anchovies to it?" Most of the pictures in the book seemed willing to talk, so it might have been a little difficult to pick out the thin, mustachioed man without Salem announcing, "That one!" as Omega flipped by and the picture gave a wiggle of his fingers in greeting. "Very famous witch, even the mortals love him, didn't even realize he was doing magic right in front of them. Hey, Vinny, you got a cake recipe?" The picture opened his mouth, but no sound came out, making him frown and glance around at his frame like maybe he could find the source of the problem. He tried again, this time with another wave, and a shrug. "...Vinny?"
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-31 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
With Vincent Price still doing a mime routine with a lot of disinterested shrugging that explained pretty clearly what he must have been saying before his portrait went still as a picture, Salem was pretty sure he did not actually want to know the answer to, "What kind of trouble?" He asked trepidatiously, feeling like the situation itself was bad enough, and the snow, without there being something out there to patrol about. And the book wasn't even working properly! At least it still looked legible. Salem finally dropped down off of the table, onto the open book to try pawing at it himself, slapping at the portrait like that might shake the obstruction loose without much hope that it was doing much of anything. "I don't know why we can't hear him. I've never seen that before."
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[personal profile] catchable 2022-12-31 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe..." Salem agreed, and started to dig at the pages to turn them over, bunching them under his paws until he found another portrait of a woman who looked slightly startled to be revealed this way, and even moreso when Salem practically shouted, "Hey, can you hear me?!" This, obviously, hadn't been the problem in the first place, and the witch in the book looked offended now by the shouting and had plenty to say about Salem's manners, only for her words to slow as she gave a quizzical glance around as she realized she wasn't making any noise. The cat had not endeared himself to her, though, so she was not at all enthusiastic about solving the problem for him, so she harumphed and went as still as the last portrait.

"Your phones here are like this, too," Salem had to acknowledge then, though he had never had connection problems with a magic book like this. "None of the numbers I know will connect, I can't even order a pizza. I thought maybe they were too small to work properly. No long distance plan."
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[personal profile] catchable 2023-01-02 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"In the little computers, they have telephones, except you can only make local calls," Salem tried to explain, not really understanding it himself and slinking off of the book to pace a little closer to his mysterious device under the table. They clearly weren't magical, or they would have been more useful and less confusing. "The book is supposed to be connected to the Other Realm. I don't know anything strong enough to totally cut off that connection. That's like...moving a whole planet. But even bigger. A realm! Maybe something happened over there and that's why nothing is working. Maybe that guy was right, and everyone is gone..."
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[personal profile] catchable 2023-01-04 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Being cut off was clearly worse than the rest of the universe being dead, because that meant it was going on without Salem and he couldn't even see how much anyone missed him. "Anything?" he wondered, already sounding hopeless enough to start sobbing as he curled around his only kind of useful computer.

Beyond the pictures, the book mostly appeared to contain instructions, ranging from gathering ingredients to make a potion, to warnings about errant wishes. If it was still cake that Omega was looking for, the potions might have been the closest, though she would have to do some improvising when it came to frogs' tongues and rosemary. Any other time, they could have just ordered these things from the Other Realm, which Salem explained miserably, "It's not really a galaxy...It's where witches are from, where all of their power comes from, you should be able to get to it from anywhere. Somebody's got to have a doorway to it somewhere around here. Have you seen any weird doors?"
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[personal profile] catchable 2023-01-06 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Strange enough things that she knew how to make clones, but didn't know about witches. The mortals hadn't figured that out yet, had they? There really didn't need to be any more, or any dumber of them. "Someone who can do magic," he tried to explain. "That usually accounts for the strange things going on. There are definitely witches here. Are you sure you don't need help making friends?"
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[personal profile] catchable 2023-01-06 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Almost definitely," was Salem's assessment of the likelihood of strange magic. Most everything that mortals did was too boring to be remarkable.

He immediately started purring before Omega's hand had even landed, which really undermined his lofty, "I am willing to consider a temporary ally in this current crisis. Should your performance be satisfactory, we might negotiate an ongoing arrangement."
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[personal profile] catchable 2023-01-07 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Arching up into the patting and giving a pleased twirl, Salem declared, "Then it is settled." A very sensible negotiation once again closed successfully. "First order of business, we find a can of tuna. Then, we have to start searching for that door. How many doors could there be in this place?"