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[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter looks... rough. His eyes are blood shot and there's red blotches all over his skin. It looks like he might have fallen into a pit of poison ivy if that were a thing here and he's been itching. He probably shouldn't. ]

So I uh.. I need a roommate. I guess.

It has to be someone close-ish in age with me and it's a weird request but it can't be anywhere near the mint.

...

also I.. probably need to see a doctor. maybe.

...

Or someone similar.

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[doubled_speed]

Pay for it? Dude, we don't have a fucking economy here. I'll show you to space Ikea, we'll make a wall so you can have a room. Billy and I are pretty good at renovations of this place by this point.

[hashtagparkerluck]

I didn't think so but I thought I should ask!

...

really, thanks for... [ Everything. ] putting up with me.

[doubled_speed]

Dude, I'm the annoying one. So don't even go there, Petey.

[hashtagparkerluck]

I don't find you annoying.

Persistent.

But not annoying.

[doubled_speed]

Awwww, you're so kind Peter. Come over. Crash on the couch tonight. We'll work on it tomorrow.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Mmkay, but anti-itch cream first. I seriously think about about to spontaneously combust.

...

which wouldn't be all that spontaneous at this point.

[doubled_speed]

[Tommy didn't snicker, he just nodded.]

That's from Billy. Or that talented kiddo Omega. She's done some good shit before. I'll try and wrack my brain for plants good for itches in the greenhouse.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Mr-Tony's on his way over. [ Don't get onto him for scratching it's the only form of relief he'll have for the next few minutes. ]

also, speaking of Omega- she mentioned she's never had cake before. Do you think the replicator could handle like a mix or something?

[doubled_speed]

Oh my god just call him Tony!

[If you Mister at Tony he's going to groan]

And he's not even a doctor of any sort. Or Medic.

But yeah, replicator for cake works.

[hashtagparkerluck]

I can’t do that! He’s over twice my age!

he’s old enough to be my-!

[ he is not gonna say dad. Absolutely not. ]

Um. I’ll work on it.

[doubled_speed]

You literally can. It's linguistically possible. Just say it, man. Tony. Just say Tony.

[hashtagparkerluck]

But that's disrespectful. It's like my brain does not want call him Mr Star-Tony! It doesn't want to refer to him by his first name.

[doubled_speed]

[Dude, that's so sad.]

He's just Tony. When you 'Mr Stark' him, you like... I don't know, have you considered it might make him uncomfortable? Do you Mister everyone here?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Uh...

[ Yes, yes he does. ]

I mean I have-and I try. Really!

[doubled_speed]

[Oh geez.]

You can't mister me while you live here. Or Billy. Got it?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I... make no promises?

[doubled_speed]

DUDE! We're teammates now!