Paging Dr. K.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

WHO: Eddie and YOU
WHERE: Network and the Temba Hospital
WHAT: Office Hours
WHEN: Uuuhhh whenever?
WARNINGS: Language

Network

[Eddie hates using the communicator like this... he never even liked Skyping back home, damnit! But he'll make an exception for this. It takes him a moment to be sure the thing's working before he clears his throat and speaks.]

Um. Yeah. Hi. I'm not about to go wandering around underground or run off to the other city, but I want to make myself useful around here somehow. So I'm going to start spending time at the hospital every day. That way if people need medical attention they can just, you know, come in...

[He pauses. Wow this sounds so fucking awkward. He sighs, scrubbing a hand over his face. Frowning a little, he gestures sharply with his hand.]

Listen, I shouldn't have to explain how a fucking clinic works. We're all reasonably intelligent people here. I'll put up a sign or something with the hours I'll be there.

Clinic

[Just like he said, he posts a sign with rough hours he'll be there. Not wanting to take up all of his time doing this, he basically blocks out a few hours each morning and afternoon, with two evenings a week. It's all in Earth time so sorry to anyone who doesn't know how that works. He also leaves a note for anyone to send him a message directly if it's an emergency.

He's picked out a few rooms to work as a waiting area, office, and exam rooms. He might not be a doctor, but with the knowledge he got from the data point he's reasonably certain he can help people with most things. And, hey, it's the least he can do since he's not the adventuring type.

The not-doctor is in if anyone wants to pay him a visit!]

Comments

[stitch_witch]

That's alright. I'm still very happy to provide what assistance I can. Sadly I am not a healer mage and cannot provide more direct help than that. But if there are things you need, like gloves and masks spelled against disease, I can put it on the list.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

[Spelled gloves and masks... does not compute... he just stares for a moment.]

I... uh... sure. I mean, it couldn't hurt. Right? [No, really, it doesn't hurt does it?!]

[stitch_witch]

Of course not. It wards off illness and infectious agents. It's the opposite of hurting.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

[Oh good.]

Okay, yeah. Those would be great, thanks! We kind of need all the help we can get.

[stitch_witch]

Well then, I shall see to doing it when I can. I'll see if I can't experiment to find the proper oils to work into cloths for it as well.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

Thanks. I mean, I hope we never have to use 'em but still, I'll try anything.

[stitch_witch]

Oh one should always hope it's not needed. Ever. However, it is very important to be prepared in case it does. At my temple we always had people whose work was to ensure our numbers of disease kits for instance.