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[tallasaking]

[A rather grimy and not very impressed Tyrion Lannister appears on the screen, wiping grease from his face and hands.]

Right, well, I just figured out where I am -- I suppose I should be grateful I spent so much time on the Twin Roses. ... anyways. I've got the temperature regulated and as you can see, we have lights. If anyone else has anything else to contribute - namely food or coffee? I would gladly take both.

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[tallasaking]

Well, as I have been a dancing monkey ... yes, I would have to agree.

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[reconstitution]

Didn't know you were a dancer, Tyrion.

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[tallasaking]

I am a horrible dancer, just for the record.

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[reconstitution]

You just need to learn the right dance is all.

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[tallasaking]

Oh, what dance are you thinking of?

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[reconstitution]

[ The floss. ]

I dunno, something jazzy. I could always teach you how to swing one of these days.

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[tallasaking]

You do recall I have short little stumps for legs, yes?

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[reconstitution]

We can make it work.

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[tallasaking]

I was truly afraid you were going to say that.

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[reconstitution]

It won't be so bad, I like quick and painless.

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[tallasaking]

Hm, I have heard that before. I do not quite believe it from you.

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[reconstitution]

[ He laughs. ]

Okay, that's fair.

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[tallasaking]

[Tyrion tapped his crooked nose, and smirked knowingly.]

More than.

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[reconstitution]

I'm going to make it my mission to find a dance that will suit you.

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[tallasaking]

I look forward to you showing off the 'Hobbling Cripple', then?

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[reconstitution]

C'mon, even I know that you work with what you've got.

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[tallasaking]

Ah if only there was more of me to work with at all.