You're good, man. So - yeah, we're fighting, and suddenly we're both getting attacked by two MORE a-holes: a talking raccoon with a giant gun and a ten-foot walking tree. Yeah. I know. ... Space is just weird, okay? Think every cartoon or weird movie you ever saw, and amp it up about twenty times. That's space. Anyway, turns out that those two saw that my boss put a bounty out on ME for not selling the orb. We're all trying to mutually kick butt, I'm just trying to get the hell out in one piece, she's trying to steal the damn orb, these other two just wanna get paid -- and that's when all four of us get arrested and dragged off to prison for disturbing the peace. The chick tells me her name is Gamora, and she wants the orb so she can actually screw over the guy she's working for - a super religious dick named Ronin - and turn it over to someone who'll keep it safe. The other two just wanna get paid, they don't care what for. The raccoon's name is Rocket, and the tree is Groot, on account of the only three words he knows how to say are "I am Groot". And now we're all stuck in jail. But Rocket comes up with a plan ...
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You're good, man. So - yeah, we're fighting, and suddenly we're both getting attacked by two MORE a-holes: a talking raccoon with a giant gun and a ten-foot walking tree. Yeah. I know. ... Space is just weird, okay? Think every cartoon or weird movie you ever saw, and amp it up about twenty times. That's space. Anyway, turns out that those two saw that my boss put a bounty out on ME for not selling the orb. We're all trying to mutually kick butt, I'm just trying to get the hell out in one piece, she's trying to steal the damn orb, these other two just wanna get paid -- and that's when all four of us get arrested and dragged off to prison for disturbing the peace. The chick tells me her name is Gamora, and she wants the orb so she can actually screw over the guy she's working for - a super religious dick named Ronin - and turn it over to someone who'll keep it safe. The other two just wanna get paid, they don't care what for. The raccoon's name is Rocket, and the tree is Groot, on account of the only three words he knows how to say are "I am Groot". And now we're all stuck in jail. But Rocket comes up with a plan ...
[he checks his drink]
Shit, I'm out. Hit a guy up?