"Woah, you're gonna have to be my wedding planner, Eds." Not that it would ever happen. Even before being sucked up into weirdo world it wasn't like he was interested in either coming out or finding a date. Grindr was the best he could do to get his needs met and even that was more of a chore lately.

"Ball pits, burgers, McFlurries, and maybe even some apple pies if I wanna get fancy. It's gonna be the event of the season."