This is fucking embarrassing. Eddie touches his shoulder and he's all lit up inside again. What the actual fuck? How can someone have that sort of impact on another person when they haven't even kissed? And shit, what would happen if they did kiss? Would his heart just fucking explode?

Not worth thinking about.

"Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I would have liked to start over somewhere with Netflix, but this might be alright."

And because he hates himself and has never figured out how to close his mouth:

"At least I have you."