"Oh, great. You had FUN climbing down there!" Jon observes with obvious disapproval. Doing something reckless and having fun doing so is never a good mix. That's something certain assistants of him would do and either talk him into coming along or simply drag him along and he would forever pretend it was a ridiculous idea.

At least none of his assistants ever suddenly showed up covered in- in.... well......

Making a face, Jon gestures at the both of them with one hand "W-w-what?!" He's not going to risk an actual question. Because at this very moment, he can't trust himself to not accidentally drill into any heads. "That's disgusting!"