Yeah, he probably was being the best at it. He was still new and interesting then, and she'd seen him without his shirt on. She knew girls were probably in to that.

"Uh... Well, technically it was, like, five? And one was ours. God."

She closes the box with the clothes and leans back a bit.

"Yeah, it was probably still gossip then so... Uh... Did you hear about the way that someone hit a number of cars coming in to crash prom the school year before you showed up? Blew in and danced with a weird senior girl and blew back out because the teachers were chasing her for being an underclassman at senior prom?"