"I wouldn't really call it a welcome package but it's about as much of one as you can expect. Along with all the info uploaded right into your brain once you touch the data point by the fountain." Yay. Fun stuff. Only not really. "At least you didn't get dumped here in the middle of winter. Then you'd be nearly frozen to death on top of suffering from stab wounds. Or maybe it'd be so cold it'd keep you from bleeding out? Hm."

Donnie looked through his tablet again. "Well, either someone has an extra tablet or yours is just lying sadly by the fountain, unclaimed." He tapped on the directory entry for Stu and started typing out a message: Hey, do you like free pizza?