Stu would have admired how cool that was, except he was busy repeating, "Betwixt," softly in different voices, and did take that waggling as an invitation that he was wounded to have immediately revoked. He dropped his hands and the fun new word. "My own tablet and some radical scars, they really shouldn't have," he said. "No, really, they shouldn't have, this is the weirdest alien abduction. Was I, uh, supposed to go get a welcome package? Maybe the guy that stuck me got it. A motive!"