Oh come the fuck on! Tommy groans and buries his face in his hands. It's a really exasperated noise, okay?

"I promise you I can't do that. Maybe he's not afraid of gay dudes. Maybe his step-sister keeps making it sound like there's no way he's as straight as he claims. Doesn't matter. He's NOT the sort of guy that you get flowers for. I'm the sort of guy you get flowers for. Apparently. The sorts that have multiple uses so that you can eat them or something."