It's definitely a lot more glamorous than a couple of guys out in the trenches playing, but, to be fair, he'd also never considered what it'd be like to visit the coasts of Sicily and actually play as opposed to playing with his fellow soldiers in wartime, so it's not like he felt like he was missing out on anything.

"That theory might work if more people had shown up," he says. "Which means everyone's expectation is already that they should have a swimsuit. You're free to test your theory and start us off," he suggests.