"Too bad there's not an easy way to find out... I'll ask a local later if they've ever heard of it." That could at least give them a clue.

He leans in to take a look. This is the first time he's really heard mention of the crew going to other planets before he came here, so it's interesting.

"Huh. So what, it lured you in with the promise of candy and then turned you into a kid?"

That's kind of funny.