"Antonio Skeptical Stark, are you suggesting that I have not kissed fleshy beings before? Or been kissed by? There were these twins- Okay, I don't know how long ago that was but they were cute." He was pretty sure he hadn't been making that one up in that particular letter he'd written. Waving a hand, Cayde had to quickly catch the piece he'd been holding in place, abandoned Colonel in a brief flurry of feathers, but the chicken alighted on the ground as though that had been the plan all along.

"I'm sure Exo kisses are a little colder. No lips, no tongue. Probably not enjoyable if you're into the latter two. -did you kiss eyeball phone girl?"