"Okay," he groans, rolling onto his stomach and poking at Robin's cheek this time. "That's it. If you're not nicer to my best friend, I am gonna beat you up. Get it, Buckley?

"She is not a mutt. She is a gorgeous show dog that decided not to live up to the breed rules so, sure, she's not winning any ribbons but who the fuck wants those ribbons anyways? Those ribbons are only good for people who care about ribbons and those people are assholes who don't deserve a dog in the first place. They just want a decoration and will never play fetch with them or the puppies that come afterwa-" He's losing the metaphor.

"Whatever. Be nicer to her. She's amazing."