"Gasp! How could you not?? -unless...this is another variation of Earth we're dealing with here. You know, the concept used to be an interesting one before I found out how many things could be different between them."

Donnie waves his hands. Anyway, back to what's important! There's still some hope! Maybe??

"Oh, well I mean, he's got a whole franchise! He even has his own dojos! Well...a dojo, the other ones sort of- well never mind. Some of his more renowned movies include One Fish Two Fish - Red Fish Dead Fish, Little Jacob's Ladder, Crouching Shrimp, Hidden Tiger Prawn, oh and then there's Teriyaki Shakedown- love that one..."